Saturday, January 28, 2012

10 biggest technology myths!


Ah, the world of tech myths! Despite countless efforts to kill them, a host of myths continue to persist. Some of them are result of plain ignorance while a few had genuine lineage but as the technology moves forward, do not hold true anymore.
We take a look at 10 of these fallacies and squash them.

More mega pixels mean better pictures We wish it could be true. Because then we all would have been pro photographers. More mega pixels were a big deal when digital cameras were new. But once the threshold of five mega pixels was reached, the number stopped being the most important factor in a camera.
In any modern camera, image quality primarily depends on sensor size and quality of lens. This is the reason why you are likely to get better images from say a Nikon D40, a 6 mega pixel camera, than a new point-and-shoot slick camera that can capture photos in 14 mega pixels.

Higher dynamic contrast ratio is better:Monitor and TV makers love to bandy about dynamic contrast ration. For example, Acer says its S231HL monitor has a dynamic contrast ratio of 12,000,000:1. In reality, this number doesn’t mean anything.
This contrast ratio can be achieved only when the monitor is displaying a completely black image. During normal use, the ratio is likely to be lot less than the static contrast ratio, which is 1000:1. Dynamic contrast ratio is a just a marketing scam so steer clear of that.

More RAM in a graphics card is better:This is another marketing scam. And many gamers fall prey to it. In a graphics card, everything depends on the kind of processing chip that is used and not on amount of RAM. While buying a graphics card users need to pay close attention to the name. For example, AMD Radeon HD 6850 with just 1GB RAM will be more than four to five times faster than AMD Radeon 6450 with 2GB RAM.

Macs don't have viruses:It’s not really a myth. There is some truth to it. People using Apple’s MacBook, iMac or Mac Pro are less likely to face computer viruses. But this is not because Apple’s computers or operating software are virus-proof. The fact is that cyber criminals largely focus on Windows because that is used by majority of people. But as popularity of Apple’s computers increases, cyber criminals are taking note and new viruses and trojans on Mac have started appearing.

Right click+refresh makes PC faster:Around 15 years ago, computers were always running out of memory. RAM was very expensive and most computers had just 4MB to 8MB RAM. Then, there were poorly-coded applications that caused memory leaks. This led to the practice of right click+refresh on the desktop as by refreshing the display or in other words Explorer, in some cases users quickly reclaimed free RAM after closing a process.
On modern computers, which have ample RAM, doing a right click+refresh is nothing more than a foolish habit.

For graphics work, a Mac is best:This one too was true sometime back. But now it’s more of a myth than a fact. Before 2006, Apple was using processors based on PowerPC architecture by IBM. Compared to Intel or AMD processors, PowerPC chips had an advantage in graphics-heavy work. But after 2006, Apple shifted to Intel processors. A Mac still has some advantage in font management as well as quality of bundled monitor. But if you are a graphic designer who knows your trade well and who takes care while choosing his gear, you don’t need to pay premium and buy a Mac just because someone told you that it is better for graphics work.

To delete a file permanently, delete it from Recycle Bin:After deleting a sensitive file from recycle bin, never think that you have obliterated it. Using recovery programmes, even a kid can retrieve the file back. When you delete a file from recycle bin, Windows just changes its file name and makes it invisible to user. The file does not get deleted unless it is overwritten, which happens over a period of time when you create new files.
CPUs with more cores/Ghz are better:Another marketing lie. In any processor or computing chip, the underlying architecture is what matters. This is the reason why even slower AMD Athlon processors were considerably faster than Pentium 4. And the architecture is reason why nowadays a four-core Sandy Bridge processor from Intel is faster than six-core processors that AMD sells.

You need to buy expensive security software:This was true when no good security software were available for free. But situation has changed a lot in the last few years. Nowadays, if you want some cyber security on a home computer you don’t really need to spend any money.
Microsoft Security Essentials, which is a free dowanload, will do the job. And so will free anti-virus programs from AVG, Avast or Avira.

You need to stop a USB drive before taking it out:This is true but partially. If there is a file transfer going on, which means if you are moving files between pen drive and computer, you may need to stop USB drive before unplugging the pen drive.
But if there is no file transfer happening, you can pluck out the pen drive right away. We assure you that it won’t go up in flames.

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Monday, September 13, 2010

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Friday, June 11, 2010

20 GREAT ONE LINERS

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.


2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.


3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.


5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.


6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.


7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.


8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.


9. True friends stab you in the front.


10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.


11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


16. It doesn't matter how often a
married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.


19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.


20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

Don't miss even a single word

Don't miss even a single word.... It's Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....


Prof:

So you believe in God?


Student:

Absolutely, sir.


Prof

: Is God good?


Student:

Sure.


Prof:
Is God all-powerful?


Student

: Yes..


Prof:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
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(Student is silent.)


Prof:

You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?


Student:

Yes.


Prof:

Is Satan good?


Student

: No.


Prof:

Where does Satan come from?


Student:

From....God...


Prof:
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?


Student:

Yes.


Prof:
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?


Student:

Yes.


Prof:
So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)


Prof:

Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?


Student:

Yes, sir.


Prof:

So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)


Prof:

Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?

Student:

No, sir.


Prof:

Tell us if you have ever heard your God?


Student:

No, sir.


Prof:

Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?


Student:

No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.


Prof:

Yet you still believe in Him?


Student:

Yes.


Prof:

According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?


Student:

Nothing. I only have my faith.


Prof:

Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.


Student:

Professor, is there such a thing as heat?


Prof:

Yes.


Student:

And is there such a thing as cold?


Prof:

Yes.


Student:

No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)


Student

: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't
go any further after that.

There is no such thing as cold
. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat
.
We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)


Student:

What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?


Prof:

Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?


Student :

You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light.....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?


Prof:

So what is the point you are making, young man?


Student:

Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.


Prof:

Flawed? Can you explain how?


Student:

Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?


Prof:

If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.


Student:

Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)


Student:

Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)


Student:

Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)


Student

: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)


Prof:

I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.


Student:

That is it sir...
The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?....
this is a true story, and the


student was none other than .......





..
APJ Abdul Kalam, the former President of India.

Friendship!!!






Friends
My best friend iz the one who brings out the best in me.

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Give me one good friend, one who’ll tell me 2 my face when I’m acting like an idiot, and you can have the rest.

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If u are looking 4 a friendship that iz forever loyal, always humble, never criticizing, and constantly listening, than buy a dog.

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Cigarettes and coffee an alcoholic’s best frndz.

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A circle is round it has no end, thats how long I want 2 b ur friend.

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The medicine of life is 2 have true faithful friends.

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True friends r very difficult 2 find, hard 2 leave, and impossible 2 forget.

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A true friend reaches 4 ur hand and touches your heart.

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Life is nothing without friendship.

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True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it is lost

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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked

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A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails

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Friendship is one mind in two bodies

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Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway

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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies

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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart

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One who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure

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Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

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One can’t complain. I have my friends. Why, someone spoke to me only yesterday


On The Wings of A Butterfly

Your friendship is special
Like the flowers that bloom,
Or when a butterfly emerges
From within its cocoon...

You remind me of that butterfly,
Loving and free,
Bright and colorful,
For the world to see...

We will share sunshine and rainbows;
Sometimes, the rain and the snow;
We'll stand together through it,
While the cold winds blow...

When the time is right,
We won't stop to ask "Why?"
Our friendship will take flight
On the wings of a butterfly ...





You

When you are sad,
and you feel you can't go on.
Tears well in your eyes
and the pain is so strong.

So far from your friends,
and you're all on your own.
No-one to run to,
So very alone.

When all seems so useless,
and you can't take anymore.
As you put on your coat,
and head for the door.

Remember.......

I was there once,
lost, all alone
You can cry in my ear,
Just pick up the phone.

When you are lonely and feeling so blue
Someone is thinking ...thinking of you




Friendship

When you feel sad and betrayed
Who can you count on every single day?
When you feel lost and alone
Who will be there for you in every way?

When you've made mistakes and bad decisions
Who can you count on to tell you you're wrong?
When you feel you can't go on
Who will be there with a feel-better song?

Look into your heart and you will find
That person you can trust is not far away.
Look deep into yourself, don't give up,
For if you do, it's yourself you'll betray.

When you're looking for answers
To all your questions and dreams,
There is one person you can count on,
It's impossible, I know, it seems.

But take a few moments to look deeper inside.
Look into your heart and there you will see.
You'll be surprised when you find out
That you've been looking at ME.


You Are My Best Friend!
Best friends we are ,
Best friends we'll be,
For always forever,
You and Me!

Longer than a phone call,
Deeper than the sea,
All this belongs to us,
You and Me!

Put it in a bottle,
Never let it free,
keep it in your heart,
You and Me!

I hope you read this poem,
Remember it for me,
Look after it with care,
You and Me!



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Thursday, June 10, 2010

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"Ten Things Allah (SWT) Won't Ask"

1... Allah (SWT) won't ask what kind of car you drove;
He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation

2... Allah (SWT) won't ask the square footage of your house;
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3... Allah (SWT) won't ask about the clothes you had in your
closet;
He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4... Allah (SWT) won't ask what your highest salary was;
He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5... Allah (SWT) won't ask what your job title was;
He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6... Allah (SWT) won't ask how many friends you had;
He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7... Allah (SWT) won't ask in what neighbourhood you lived,
He'll ask how you treated your neighbours.
8... Allah (SWT) won't ask about the colour of your skin;
He'll ask about the content of your character.

9... Allah (SWT) won't ask why it took you so long to seek
Salvation;
He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the
gates of Hell.

10... Allah (SWT) won't ask how many people you forwarded this to;
He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

"Maa" (Mother)

Zindagani Ke Safar Me Gardishoon Ki Dhoop Me
Jab Koie Saya Nahi Milta To Yaad Aati Hai Maa
Pyar Kehtai Hain Kisai Aur Mamta Kya Cheez Hai
Koie Un Bachoon Sai Poocheye Jin Ki Mar Jati Hai Maa
Dair Ho Jati He Ghar Aanai Main Aksar Jab Hamain
Rait Per Machli Ho Jaisay Aisay Ghabrati Hai Maa
Marte Dam Bacha Na Aapaye Agar Pardes Se
Apni Donoo Putliyaan Chokhat Pe Rakh Jati Hai Maa
Mout Ki Aaghosh Main Jab Thak Ke Soo Jati Hai Maa
Tab Kaheen Ja Kar 'Raza' Thora Sukoon Pati Hai Maa
Fikr Main Bachoon Ki Kuch Is Terha Ghul Jati Hai Maa
Nojawaan Hotay Huwe Boodhi Nazar Aati Hai Maa











Rooh Ke Rishtay Ki Yeah Gehrayean To Daikheye
Choot Lagti Hai Humaray Aur Chillati Hai Maa
Ek ek hasrath ko apne azm wo istekhal se
Anso'oan se ghusl de ker khud hi dhafna thi hai maa
Oadthi hai hasrathoan ka khudtho bosida kafan
chahatoan ka payrahan bachoan ko pehnathi hai maa
Kab Zarurat Ho Meri Bachay Ko Itna Sooch Kar
Jaagti Rehti Hain Aankhain Aur Soo Jati Hai Ma


Bhuka rehne hi nahi dethi yateemon ko khabhi
Jane kiskis se kahan se mang kar lati hai maa
Haddiyoon Ka Ras Pila kar Apnay Dil Ke Chain Ko
Kitnee Hi Ratoon Mai Khali Pait Soo Jati Hai Maa
Jane Kitne Barf Si Ratoon Me Aysa Bhi Hua
Bacha To Chaati Pe Hai Gelay Main Soo Jati hai Maa
Jab Khilone Ko Machalta Hai Koie Ghurbat Ka Phool
Aansoon Ke Saaz Par Bachay Ko Behlati Hai Maa


Fiker Ke Shamshaan Me Aakhir Chitaoon Ki Terha
Jaisai Sookhi Lakdeyaan, Is Terha Jal Jati Hai Maa
Muflisi bache ki zid par jab uthaleti hai haath
Jaisai ho mujrim koi is tarha sharmati hai maa
Apnay Aanchal Se Gulabi Aansuoon Ko Poonch Kar
Dair Tak Gurbat Pe Apne Ashk Barsati Hai Maa
samne Bachoon Ke Khush Rahti Hai Har Ik Haal Main
Raat Ko Chup Chup Ke Laikin Ashk Bersati Hai Maa


Pehlay Bachoon Ko Khilati Hai Sukoon-o-Chain Se
Baad Mai Jo Kuch Bacha ho Shouk Se Khati Hai Maa
Mangti Hi Kuch Nahi Apnai Leye ALLAH Se
Apnai Bachoon Ke Leye Daman Ko Phailati Hai Maa
Jane Anjane me hojaye jo bachoan se khusoor
Ek anjaani sazaa ke dar se tharrathi hai maa
Gar Javan Baiti Ho Ghar Main Aur Koie Rishta Na Ho
Ek Naye Ehsas Ki Suli Pe Chard Jati Hai Maa


Apne bachoan ki bahaar-e-zindagi ke waste
Ansooan ke phool har mausam me barsati hai maa

Har Eebadat Har Mohabbat Mai Nihan Hai Ek Gharaz
Be-Gharaz, Be-Lous, Har Khidmat Ko Kar Jati Hai Maa
Bazuwoon Me Khinch Ke Aajayegi Jaise Kayenat
Apnai Bachay Ke Leye Bahoon Ko Phailati Hai Maa
Zindagani Ke Safar Me Gardishoon Ki Dhoop Mai
Jab Koie Saya Nahi Milta To Yaad Aati Hai Maa


Pyar Kehtai Hain Kise Aur Mamta Kya Cheez Hai
Koie Un Bachoon Sai Poocheye Jin Ki Mar Jati Hai Maa
Safha-e-Hasti Pe Likhti Hai Usool-e-Zindagi
Is Liye Ek Maktab-e-Islam Kehlati Hai Maa
Us Nayi Duniya Ko Diye Masoom Rahber Is Leye
Azmatoon Me Sani-e-Quran Kehlati Hai Maa
Ghar Se Jab Pardes JaTa Hai Koie Noor-e-Nazar
Haath Main Qur'an Le Kar Dar Pe Aajati Hai Maa


De Ke Bachay Ko Zamanat Main Raza-e-Pak Ki
Peechay Peechay Sar Jhookaye Door Tak Jaati Hai Maa
Kanpti Aawaz Sai Khaiti Hai "Baita alwida"
Samne Jab Tak Rahe Haatoon Ko Lehrati Hai Maa
Jab Parayshani Me Ghir Jate Hain Hum Pardes Me
Aansuwoon Ku Poanch Ne Khwaboon Main Aajati Hai Maa
Dair Ho Jati He Ghar Aane Main Aksar Jab Hamain
Rait Per Machli Ho Jaisay Aisay Ghabrati Hai Maa


Marte Dam Bacha Na aapaya agar Pardes Se
Apni Donoo Putliyaan Chokhat Pe Rakh Jati Hai Maa
Baad Mar Janai Ke Phir Baite Ki Khidmat Ke Leye
Bhes Beti Ka Badal Kar Ghar Main Aajati Hai Maa
Chahe hum khushyoun me maa ko bhool jayen doasto
Jab musibat sar pe aati hai tho yaad aati hai maa
Door Ho Jati Hai Sari Omr Ki Us Dum Thakan
Biyah Kar Betay Ka Jab Ghar Bahu Lati Hai Maa


Cheen lati hai wohi aksar sukoon-e-zindagi
Pyar se dhulhan bana kar jis ko ghar lati hai maa

Hamne ye bhi tho nahi soachan alaag hone ke baad
Jab diya hi khuch nahi ham ne tho kya khati hai maa
Zabt tho dakho ke itni berukhi ke baujood
Bad dua deti hai hargis aur na pashtati hai maa

Saal bhar me ya khabhi hafte me jumeraat ko
Zindagi bhar ka sila ek Fateha pati hai maa


Apne pehlu me lita kar roz thouthe ki tarha
Eik barah panch chouda ham ko ratwati hai maa

Umr bhar ghafil na hona matame Shabbir se
Raat din apne amal se hamko samjati hai maa
Yaad aata hai shab-e-ashoor ka kadyal jawan
Jab khabi uljhi huyi zulfon ko suljhati hai maa

Sab se pehle jaan dena Fatima ke lal par
Raat bhar Aun-o-Mohd ko ye samjhati hai maa


Fatima ke lal par qurban kar ne ke liye
Baandh kar sehra jawan bete ko leati hai maa

Allah Allah ithehade sabre Laila-o- Hussain
Baap ne khenchi sinah, sine ko sehlati hai maa
Ye bata sakti hai hum ko bus Rabab-e-Khastatan
Kis tarha bin doodh ke bache ko behlati hai maa

Shimr ke khanjar se ya sukhe gale se puchiye
"Maa" idhar mun se nikalta hai udhar aati hai maa


Aysa lagtha hai kisi maqtal se ab bhi waqte asr
Ek burida sar se "pyasa hoon" sada aati hai "maa"

Apne gam ko bhool kar rothe hain jo Shabbir ko
Un ke ashkoan ke liye Jannat se aajati hai maa
Shukriya ho hi nahi sakta khabhi us ka ada
Marte marte bhi dua jine ki de jati hai maa

Momisms

Every mom has a favourite quote and a special tone to scold or teach a lesson to their recalcitrant kids. We might hate this momism as a kid but we all so much miss them when we grow up. These harsh sounding and yet so sweet advices from mothers is what makes our childhood so special. These motherly sayings go a long way in building us strong and making us a better person. Though we hate our moms for being so harsh in their statements, ironically we all use the same momism that we received from our mothers on our kids. Oh God, how much we appreciate our mothers for coming up with such perfect one liners.Here is list of most common and popular momisms. These motherly advise transcends the borders of time, space, language and culture. For kids are kids everywhere and Mom are always Mom...caring, concern, all knowing and full of love.
Money does not grow on trees.
Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.
If I talked to my mother like you talk to me....
Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.
Be careful or you'll put your eye out.
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!
Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
Don't eat those, they will stunt your growth.
If you don't eat those, you will stunt your growth.
What's meant to be, is meant to be. (Mom only used this when something bad happened or when you experienced a disappointment.)
It doesn't matter what you accomplish, I'll always be proud of you.
I hope that when you grow up, you have kids "Just Like you"! (Also known as the "Mother's Curse")
Because I'm your mother that's why.
This is why we can't have nice things.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
Eat your vegetables, those children in China (Africa, Vietnam) would be happy to have some broccoli to eat! (Contributed by Sheryl McDermott)
If you fall out of that tree and break you leg , don't come running to me.
"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come." Usually said in advance of grounding.
Someday your face is going to stick like that. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
Yes, I *AM* the boss of you.
(Contributed by Karen G in AL)
Because I said so. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
Just wait till your father gets home. (Contributed by Sandra Stofan)
No dessert till you clean off your plate.
(Contributed by Sandra Stofan)
I brought you into this world and I can take you OUT !!
(Mostly said after one of us 5 had done something really bad. Contributed by Marcie in Indiana)
I've got eyes in the back of my head, that's how
Get that thing out of your mouth! (or nose)
Just you wait until you have kids of your own - then you'll understand
You tell that bully to cut it out or you'll tell the teacher...
I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?!
Honestly... You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on!
Honestly, that cardigan looks great on you - the girls had better watch out with you around!
Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.
Who'll end up walking, bathing and feeding it...?